I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong.

The question was Where do women have the curliest hair??



Apparently, the answer I should[b] have given was Fiji.



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An Irish boy was standing crying at the side of the road.

A man asked What was wrong??

The boy says "Me ma is dead"

Oh bejaysus the man says Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?

The boy replied
"No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my moind at the moment."


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Social scientists from UCLA have just announced the findings of several years of research ........

they`ve finally pinned down what it is that makes wemmin happy.






nothing.
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They sent my census form back!!


In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?' I put,

“Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable b******s, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal, Greece and half of flopping Eastern Europe!”
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................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.  

So, on a recent trip home ** .......

called in with a friend, just in time to catch him handing over a sweet to his wife.

She was quite impressed, asking as she chewed,
"Wasn`t that your last Rolo, Robert?"

to which he replied with a simple "Yes"

"Oh Robert" she said " what a lovely gesture. So romantic. You sort things out here and I`ll make you a beautiful steak dinner. After that, just to repay your kindly thought, I`ll have a shower, and we`ll go to bed.
To-night you can have anything you want."



"Blimey", I said "she certainly appreciated that"

"Aye, a whole lot better than the dog. He just slurped it round his mouth a couple of times and spat it out!"



** some chance, haven`t been home for years!


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Recently I overheard a Father and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.

Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the Father said, 'I love you, and I wish you enough.'

The daughter replied, 'Dad, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Dad.'
They kissed and the daughter left. The Father walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see he wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on his privacy, but he welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?'

'Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'..

'I am old, and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' he said.

'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough.' May I ask what that means?'

He began to smile. 'That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone...' He paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail, and he smiled even more. 'When we said, 'I wish you enough,' we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them..' Then turning toward me, he shared the following as if he were reciting it from memory.

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.

I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger.

I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.

I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye..
He then began to cry and walked away.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them; but then an entire life to forget them.
* Only if you wish, send this to the people you will never forget and remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you. If you don't send it to anyone it may mean that you are in such a hurry that you have forgotten your friends.

TAKE TIME TO LIVE....
To all my friends and loved ones,

I WISH YOU ENOUGH.
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him and killed him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

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Moral of the story - When opportunity knocks... MAKE THE MOST OF IT