Problems? whats your story

Setanta · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

"Wet patches on the floor come morning, could be an early sign of senile dementia. The usual cause is that you have "forgotten to put the cat out ! I have sent you our leaflet in the post called: Is your cat house trained.

Very Happy

peroyben · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:37 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Twofilas wrote:

Is this God's work? When I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, the light goes on as if by magic, and when I leave the light goes off by itself. Can anyone explain?

Is it very cold in your bathroom ?
Are there shelves with milk and butter and eggs and such like in your bathroom ?

Twofilas · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:28 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

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Is it very cold in your bathroom ?
Are there shelves with milk and butter and eggs and such like in your bathroom ?

I think you've solved the riddle. Despite this Father Flannigan insists that it’s still worth his while to perform an exorcism, but I think it’s a wheeze just to hear my confession after forty-odd years away from the fold. I’ve also cancelled the electrician and told him that I solved what I thought was a crazy defrosting cycle in the fridge.

Twofilas · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:35 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone eles's?

Twofilas · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:40 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Buddists have problems too. One refused Novocaine during a root canal treatment because he wanted to transend dental medication.

Twofilas · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:52 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Of course the Hindus also have their problems. Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere and developed calluses on his feet. He ate very little which made him frail and caused bad breath. Some say that he was a hero or a saint but in reality he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

gerrado · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:47 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

springerspanielmom · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:30 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

OMG - Too many to quote! ROFL ROFL Laughing

omostra06 · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:53 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Setanta · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:03 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Dear Aunty and Uncle P,

I get tremengous joy from reading about all these problems that members are suffering from. It gets my day off to a better start to see the pain and misery that others are going through. Is this a normal reaction ?

It has unfortunately now created a problem for me. I laughed so hard that I have damaged myself and it now hurts when I wee or sneeze. I have tried rubbing my hand on a cheesegrater to take my mind off things, but it doesn't seem to help.

Yours truly,
"Desperate!

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.