Problems? whats your story

kyms · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Setanta wrote:

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The most effective methods for removing deeply embeded toast crumbs from the navel are many. A rubber plunger, is one way to dislodge them and the dog will now do the rest.

If you should wish to be a bit more adventurous, a hungry hamster will also oblige. You may also enjoy the burrowing sensation, combined with the ticklish whiskers, nose and tongue. A really hungry hamster in his eagerness to reach said crumbs, will burrow frantically and also set up a rapid clawing and scraping motion, which believe me is very soothing.

Also, we would advise restraint and to go easy on the vinegar at the chip shop in Clacton, because it is full of vitamin P. We are also very happy to hear that you are now feeling yourself once again.

Remember: We are here to help, that's what we are here for.

What a brilliant idea, a Hamster, and of course once its fat from the toast crumbs you can have it for the Sunday roast.

A pint of Uric acid for Micas and some mellow grass to dunk in it, should bring you up to speed very qickly.

springerspanielmom · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:11 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Micas, why would you try to convince any of us that Setanta is "taking" anything! I fear we are back to the DENIAL stage and more pamphlets are forthcoming as SURELY Micas must be reading something into all of this!

Suggestions Setanta????

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DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN AFRICA

wrebwen · Last edited by wrebwen on Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:03 pm; edited 1 time in total

I have received a number of PM's asking for Elvis's exact location in the Gois mountains which I have had to decline. As you can see from the photograph the past 34 years have taken there toll. Although now only 74, he looks many years older and his failing mental state prevents him communicating beyond an incoherent mumble.

Setanta · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:51 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Hmmm, no wonder he goes about in disguise.

He looks all shook up.
Sad

Setanta · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:54 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Dear Micas,

I assure you that I am not taking anything. I am just out
standing in my own field. We are here to help, that's what we are here
for. You may post with confidence Micas.

Very Happy

Setanta · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:59 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

The vast majority of clients, for obvious reasons have decided to avail of our confidential hotline. We have been inundated with pm's and
things are much more critical than we had first imagined. We thank you all for your patience and we will respond to every cry for help at our earliest convenience.

Remember: We are here to help.
The agony uncas.

Setanta · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:03 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Aunty Kyms is our resident uric acid expert. She will deal with all uric acid related queries ie elevated uric acid levels, kidney stones, gouty arthritis and throbbing pinkies.

She also has a remedy for early morning stiffness.

We are here to help.
Very Happy

Setanta · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:16 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

"Err might be uncle Kyms ?

Confused

kyms · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

What does sex matter, male or female there's only an inch or so in it.

Uric acid is a marvel it can do many things

how else would Elvis get his suede shoes Blue except by constantly dripping
the good ol uric on them.

Early morning stiffness is a serious problem for fellas of a certain age maybe the Hamster could help here too ? due to its small size it could work inside the Pyramid quite happily.

Kyms ( uncle )

itsmeagain · Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:03 am Post subject: Re: Problems? whats your story

Dear Uncle Kyms

I have tried your recommended uric acid treatment on my new brogues and have to say I'm extremely disappointed. They have gone very dull and have that "old peoples home" aroma.

However, I have found that if I tie the laces very tight it helps to relieve the early morning stiffness.