Nasty Nudies

chimera · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: Nasty Nudies

Whats do you folks think about horrid naked adults on local beaches? Mainly Clerigo - as this is the beach I most often visit.

Personally I hate seeing rotten old wrinklies in their birthday suits, when I am taking a stroll along the beach taking in the wonderful sights and smells of nature - suddenly, there they are, jiggling willies and flabby bums ugh! I just wish these people would go to remote beaches where they cant offend anyone - or perhaps they are exhibitionists. In that case, they should be arrested. Its gainst the law to walk around the streets naked, so why are the beaches any different?

Just thought I would mention this and see if its only me whos a prude.

kyms · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:56 pm Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

I thought there was a law to cover this along with dog poo and litter ?
You need a licence for everything in V D T so why not willy waggling ?

I think you should post some piccies so we can see just how wrinkly they all are might make us feel better, lol.

piglet · Community Manager Joined: Apr 02, 2005 Posts: 3434

Hi,

Chimera, I laughed till I cried when I read your words
"suddenly, there they are, jiggling willies and flabby bums ugh! "

I have often wondered why they feel the need to stand up as you approach and start doing their exercises Laughing

this happened to a friend and I when we were walking on Arrifana...we were walking up and down the beach and low and behold everytime we got to his end of the beach he felt the need to stand up and exercise Shocked

we laughed about it at the time but in hindsight I suppose it was equal to indecent exposure.

Amoeria beach, we witnessed the total eclipse of the sun, when the lady in front of us, bent down to touch her toes displaying a full moon. Laughing

Is this equal to no dogs on beaches? Shocked

I caried out a little research and there appears only two official beaches where naturism is sanctioned by law to be practiced. Having said I am not sure when the site was last updated so there are probably more.

Better take of the specs next time you go...like dogs the authorities seem to turn a blind eye. Wink

chimera · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:26 am Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

Well Kims - I guess if I posted pics to forum, I would get arrested for displaying porn in public!

I have a good idea!!! If there are a lot of us who feel offended - why dont we get a group together - strip off and march up and down outside the Camara offices - just to see what happens. Anybody spent any time in a Portuguese lock up? Wont it be exciting to find out?

Any volunteers?

p.s. I bet all the local hippies will join in!!!

itsmeagain · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:59 am Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

There's a practical problem with nudity.

You have no pockets for your camera Laughing

wrebwen · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending upon breast and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts ... and not listening to them!!

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kyms · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:46 pm Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

I have often wondered why they feel the need to stand up as you approach and start doing their exercises Laughing

this happened to a friend and I when we were walking on Arrifana...we were walking up and down the beach and low and behold everytime we got to his end of the beach he felt the need to stand up and exercise Shocked

we laughed about it at the time but in hindsight I suppose it was equal to indecent exposure.

Oh Piglet,
How many times did you walk past this fella to see his exercises ?

All that standing up must have been bad for his blood pressure, lol.

kyms · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:47 pm Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

chimera wrote:

Well Kims - I guess if I posted pics to forum, I would get arrested for displaying porn in public!

I have a good idea!!! If there are a lot of us who feel offended - why dont we get a group together - strip off and march up and down outside the Camara offices - just to see what happens. Anybody spent any time in a Portuguese lock up? Wont it be exciting to find out?

Any volunteers?

p.s. I bet all the local hippies will join in!!!

chimera, did you think of throwing bread around and letting the seagulls take action, lol.

kyms · Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: Nasty Nudies

wrebwen wrote:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending upon breast and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts ... and not listening to them!!

I understand that if you get two done you can be a Total I Tit, lol.