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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:10 pm    Post subject: Beat that Reply with quote
Beat that

Not everybody like Santa Claus
I think he is a git
One year he put himself to shame
And trod in reindeer shit

He got it on the carpet
He smeared it in the hall
He left some in the kitchen
When he brushed against the wall

So this year I'll get my own back
And give him a big surprise
I'll leave him out a Christmas snack
With dog shit in the pies
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Peter...thats GROSS Laughing Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
At this time of year we print that out with Christmas pics included etc and sell for a local Hospice.

You got the free version Text only.

Peter
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing
Bet the pictures on the Christmas cards are interesting Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Very Happy


"The pictures on the cards are frightening ! Shocked

Tis yours truly, "Santa most wanted mugshot! lol
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Hi Setata and all

I am working on a Christmas card as we speak. Images and all.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Sad


"Noooo, we want the one that will keep the kiddies AWAY from the fireplace. The one that will put them right OFF father christmas.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Hi Setanta

Found just the place for Santa if he is a bad boy also all the naughty boys and girls will end up in THE GATES OF HELL
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Hey you guys...where is your Christmas Spirit!! Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat that Reply with quote
Just a sample of my Christmas spirit.

Droollllllllllllllll

[img]http://muchos.co.uk/members/peterfc/remy martin.jpg[/img]

[img]http://muchos.co.uk/members/peterfc/martell xo.jpg[/img]
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