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"Out of office" automatic email replies.
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Some of the best.
Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies:
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and
heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return
from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99
for the first 10 words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your
message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this
over and over and over...)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Dave.
Life is too short, so follow your dream...
- Frequent Poster
Thank you very much - Lucille
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