Life’s A Hoot With The Two Old Fools

Can you believe it? It’s exactly one year since Joe and I were under house arrest in the Middle East. Spring was the only thing on our minds then but it was the Arab Spring, not the seasonal one. In Bahrain, the seasons passed unnoticed. Unlike here in our valley in the Spanish mountains, we saw few birds or animals and plants battled to grow in the desert. So this spring in El Hoyo is rather special, our first after a year away.

One of our favourite signs of spring is the scops owl. We’ve never seen one, but we hear them nightly. Usually, there’s just one, trying to attract a mate, but the other night there were three of them, all competing.

Scops owls don’t say, “Twit-Twoo” like some other species. Scops owls are perfectly happy with just a “Hooo” every 20 seconds or so, repeated over and over again.So the conversation went rather like this:

Scops Owl #1, “Hooo.”

Scops Owl #2, “Hooo.”

Scops Owl #3, “Hooo.”

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Our valley resembles a Roman amphitheatre; even the smallest sound travels and can be heard by all. So Joe and I stood on our roof terrace at dusk, listening to the owls trying to out-do each other. Actually, Joe is rather good at imitating these owls, and this opportunity was just too good to miss.

“Hooo,” said Owl #1, from somewhere high in the valley.

“Hooo,” agreed Owl #2, his voice echoing from our far right.

“Hooo,” added Owl #3, somewhere to the south of us.

“Hooo,” said Joe, beside me.

Utter silence. What? An interloper! A gatecrasher competing for the attentions of a lady owl? Oh, horror! We giggled as we imagined all three owls’ expressions as they swivelled their heads, trying to work out where this uninvited newcomer might be perched. I imagined them ruffling their feathers in annoyance, their yellow eyes piercing the gloom in an effort to see this cheeky infiltrator.

Having got over the shock, the owls pulled themselves together and resumed their hooting. But so did Joe. Now we had a quartet, all in perfect time. Occasionally a fox would bark, but the four performers refused to be distracted. The three owls took it in turns to hoot, leaving time for Joe to chime in at the end of the sequence. I left them to it. I had supper to prepare, and I could rely on Joe to carry on with the good work.

Half an hour later, I called a reluctant Joe inside.

“Two of them gave up,” said Joe, triumph in his voice. “It was just me and the southerly owl left.”

“Eat your supper,” I said, “before a lady owl comes knocking on our door, looking for you.”

Do we regret our year in the Middle East? No, not at all. If nothing else, it makes us appreciate our life in Spain, surrounded by nature, even more.

Warm Bean and Potato salad

Ensalada de patatas con judias verdes

(Recipe from Mouth-Watering Spanish Recipes)

Serves 4
~ 10 minutes preparation ~
~ 40 to 45 minutes cooking ~

Ingredients:
4 large russet potatoes
150g (5¼ oz) fresh green beans
1 large onion
Olive oil
Salt and pepper
1 small chorizo

Method:
1) Peel and cut the potatoes into quarters. Peel and chop the onion into 4. Top and tail the beans and cut in half if they are very long.
2) Rinse the potatoes and then place the potatoes, onion and beans into a large pan of salted water. Bring to the boil, then lower the heat and cook gently for 40 to 45 minutes until the potatoes are soft and just starting to break up.
3) Remove the pan from the heat and drain, return to the heat for a few seconds and transfer the ingredients to a large serving bowl.
4) Add about 100ml (3.4 USA fl.oz) olive oil, salt and pepper, mix well.
5) Cut the chorizo into slices, fry in a little oil for a few seconds on each side and mix with the other ingredients.
6) Serve as a lunch dish, or with barbecued meats or as a starter.

Victoria is the author of 'Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools' (available at Amazon UK or Amazon USA) and 'Two Old Fools – Olé' (also available at Amazon UK or Amazon USA)

“a charming and funny expat tale” The Telegraph (UK)
“Weeks later you will be doing the dishes and recall some fleeting scene with chickens or mules or two old fools and laugh out loud all over again.” The Catalunya Chronicle

Contact Victoria by email on TopHen@VictoriaTwead.com or via her website at www.victoriatwead.com


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